So, I started this dramatic post about three days ago about love, recovery, and how we are each recovering from something in life. Well, I am in a good mood and rather than rehash those feelings this morning I thought I would try to help you laugh…just a little.
Humor is after all the best medicine and today it is a little dreary out. (At least in my location.)
This morning at 3:05 AM I HAD to go pee. It was nature, I couldn’t help it, if I hadn’t gotten out of bed right then there would be a mess. So, I got out of my squeaky old bed as quietly as possible. (See above – I am not a little girl…so at 3 AM it can be difficult.)
I did my business and stepped lightly back to bed.
I lean ever so slightly over the crib to put Michael’s blanket back over him…what do my ears hear?
“Ugh…Mikey it’s time for sleepies. Please try to rest.”
(I pray to the Lord above…God, I am tired. I worked on the little gifts for Elijah’s party until the weee hours in the morning. I MUST sleep. 7 AM is going to come all too soon. PLEEEEASE!)
“Mommy?” This time it’s Elijah.
Lord! Why?! He’s supposed to sleep!
“Elijah…why are you up?”
“Michael woke me up.”
“Hmmm…it’s 3 am. Please try to go back to sleep.”
We go on like this for another 45 minutes. Trying to conjole them back to a peaceful slumber…then just trying to get them to sleep…then just leaving them in the room…nope. They found me. They said they were hungry.
I was hungry too.
None of us had felt well at dinner time yesterday, so we didn’t eat much.
I look in the fridge. I look in the pantry. What I would really like is a bacon, egg, and cheese buscuit from Whataburger. It just sounded yummy and filling and like something I would love right then AND the boys agreed.
So, at 3:45 am this morning I was headed to Whataburger…for you country folks that might be a trek of gigantic proportions, but for us it is less than a mile from our front door. We could easily walk if we chose…we drove. It was afterall wet and rainy and there is a chill in the air.
We turned out onto the neighborhood street and then down the back road to the main street. I spied headlights behind us…WHO ON EARTH IS OUT AT 3:45 AM?! What are they thinking!? Surely they should be in bed! Then I remembered…I was out. Heading to Whataburger at 3:45 am.
The boys were singing along to the radio and I was jammin to some soothing guitar rifts as we arrived at our destination and the headlights behind us zoomed off. Apparently the local PD was making sure we weren’t out doing something naughty at 3:45 AM.
(Just so you know friends the streets are safe at 3:45 am)
Maybe not 3:45 pm, but I think that’s another story.
So, we ordered our meals and each got some ice cold milk. I paid and we drove off. Ready and hungry for our BEC buscuits. Yummmmm….I could eat one now as I type this.
We arrive back home, no police tail this time.
I unload the boys and myself and grab our bag of goodies and we head inside. As we sit down at the table I dig out the meals for each of us and we nibble our hashbrown fingers.
As I unwrap each sandwich, what do I spy? Sausage. 😦 It was unfortunate. I removed my sausage and ate just the egg and cheese. I’m not a fan of the processed meats. I can see that the bacon is normal.
Anyway…we eat what we can and then they are willing to sleep. Finally at 4:30 AM.
No more Mommy’s, no more noise…I sit down on the couch, curled up a throw blanket and laid my head down…for just a minute…I woke to the sitter letting herself in at 7:30 this morning.
Morning routine was nearly complete by 8:10 when I tried to give Elijah some cough medicine/mucinex. My little drama boy who normally takes THIS kind of medicine without a problem was literally kicking and screaming. Apparently trying to help him with his cough and phlem was a massive attempt at murder.
I am sure that is what the neighbors thought.
Eventually he swallowed enough after the THIRD teaspoon was flung across the living room. One teaspoon in, that was all that needed to happen. No dice. Grr…
10 minutes later, wearing a different shirt Kathy was walking out the front door with the boys. Took Elijah to school while I planned my day. Which really consisted of me sitting scrolling through my new phone.
Yep, I’ve been a bit of a slacker this week.
I did finally leave the house and went to Home Depot. More Saving, More Doing…right?
Well, I made people smile this morning.
As I walked around the store in my ballet flats and capri’s looking at the big construction stuff, loading up my cart with the necessities I need to complete my move.
HERE is part of the list of items I purchased and why I made the cashier laugh…
2 rolls of Packing Tape
8 Medium Boxes
2 pack of Deadbolt/Door Knobs for self installation
The lady at the check out counter looked at what I was buying and asked, “Moving out?”
It wasn’t until I was half way across the parking lot that I understood why she laughed when I smiled and said “Yep!”
Have a great day!